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Thanks to my mom and sister, I have learned about a very entertaining web site, Despair.com.
This clever site turns everything you ever read on motivation and being all you can be on it's head. You know those posters in offices that have eagels soaring and words like LEADERSHIP or TEAMWORK with a few lines of inspiration to keep the worker bees going? Well, despair.com takes it a step farther with their own line of Demotivators. Here you can find items that may make your sides ache as much as mine did from sitting and cackling wildly. Here are a few of my favorites:

Apathy
If we don't take care of the customer,
maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Demotivation
Sometimes the best solution
to morale problems is just
to fire all of the unhappy people.

Retirement
Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Defeat
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Humiliation
The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Dysfunction
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Incompetence
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

Strife
As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.

Sacrifice
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Potential
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Needless to say, this site has the potential to be one stop shopping for Christmas and birthdays..... Don't miss their Bittersweet candies, pessimist's mug, and more. Too funny. Enjoy!