The Ultimate Optimist

You know you're in the running for the World's Ultimate Optimist when you can go to bed saying,

"At least it wasn't on the carpet. And it didn't smell bad. And it happened before we were already asleep."

and you're talking about a child's vomit.

Yeah, well, there was more to come after we tucked ourselves into bed.

And today I've got a child going crazy with itchy legs thanks to hives. And there's no benadryl in the house. Nothing's ever simple, is it?