Funny Kid

We are a family of eight fairly messy people, and our car reflects that. Lately we've had a lot of on-the-go eating (unusual for us) so there was a larger-than-usual collection of napkins, McD's bags, empty cups, etc. plus jackets, shopping items, etc. sitting in the front passenger's seat yesterday when I picked my 14 year old up from school.

As he was trying to get into the car I was scrambling to move the junk out of his way. He got in and I said (in my best drive-through attendant voice), "Welcome to Crapville. Can I take your order, please?"

Without missing a beat he replies, "Yes, thanks! I'd like two dirty napkins, a partially smashed cup, and am empty Zone bar wrapper, please."

That kid cracks me up.