Would you, could you, in a boat?

So howdy to you all today. No time for the long story, but I have a few points of interest to bring up:

Question #1: Would you give your triplet sons the rhyming names Kevin, Tevin, and Devin? And would you go even farther by giving them rhyming *middle* names as well? (Shayne, Wayne, and Blayne) Some people in my area did just that. Wow.

Question #2: Would you get married on April Fools Day? In a red dress? My sister's friend did. The event also included these other interesting mishaps:
-The bride's car getting wrecked while she was getting her hair done, making her 1.5 hours late for the ceremony
-My sister was sent to pick up the cakes (ice cream cakes!) and they weren't even ready, nor did the staff seem to know that they had been ordered
-My sister was supposed to arrange gerber daisies on top of these cakes, and when she got to the restaurant they offered to do it for her. Not only did they put an absurd amount of flowers on the cakes, but they kindly arranged the flowers, then carefully placed the cakes back into the freezer..... 4 hours later the cakes came out for the reception and the flowers were nicely frozen and black.
-While waiting for the bride to get done with the police report and make it to the church, a black cat actually came along and sat down right where the bride and groom were to exchange their vows.
-All-in-all, a promising start, don't you think?