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Minutes ago my husband came downstairs to ask when I was coming to bed, and ended up telling me that he has been concerned about something for 18 years and has finally decided to mention it. (!!!) He said he would like to buy me some new bras because very often it is easy to see my nipples. Awesome. Nice to let me go around with THAT booger hanging out of my nose for nearly two decades without saying anything! Ugh. I do not think it is about the bras, seeing as how I have had quite a few different ones in 18 years. I guess maybe some different shirts, except the way he makes it sound is like no shirt can hold back my mighty nipples. Oh brother. Now I can feel self conscious about THAT while trying to figure out how to solve this problem. Awesome.
Monday, August 17, 2009
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That is really funny. Especially "no shirt can hold back these nipples". Sorta like a dam that bursts! I will be laughing for quite a while.
Bwahahahahahahhaha, I know it isn't funny, but it is.
You know, I'm not a fan of Oprah, but on one thing we agree - getting fitted for a bra is essential. And, not at Victoria's Secret.
I wonder what kind of google searches you will get with THAT line!
LOL! I guess this could be your big chance to invent some new product along the lines of "modesty pasties" or somesuch.
Yes, Alana, that thought did come to mind. Since I've already tackled head lice, why not this problem? Snazzy names I thought of include Nipple Tamers, and of course Tit Tamers....
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