Out of the Mouth of Babes

On Friday morning my 8 year old was on the phone with his dad, getting a fatherly motivational speech because of his bad behavior. The 7 year old was sitting at the table doing his school work. He says out loud, "I wanna talk to dad and tell him that I have had GOOD behavior."

Which was quietly followed by a mumbled,

"....'cept for the kicking....."